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fake horoscopes: january 11th-17th
cancer (june 21st-july 22nd): life can’t be all sunshine and heroin and rainbows, you little moon baby, even though i know you want it to be.
Jan 11
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fake horoscopes: january 11th-17th
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December 2024
fake horoscopes: new years edition
note: while most weekly editions of fake horoscopes are behind a paywall, this week — being as it lines up with the beginning of the new year — will be…
Dec 29, 2024
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joelle schumacher
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fake horoscopes: new years edition
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fake horoscopes: december 16th-december 22nd
full moon in gemini, pluto in aquarius, and the turning of the wheel
Dec 17, 2024
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joelle schumacher
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fake horoscopes: december 16th-december 22nd
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fake horoscopes: december 8th-14th
personalized reading recommendations for each sign, as well as gift guides
Dec 9, 2024
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joelle schumacher
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fake horoscopes: december 8th-14th
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the november roundup
love and light! love and light! love and light! love and light!
Dec 3, 2024
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joelle schumacher
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the november roundup
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fake horoscopes: december 1st-december 7th
thanksgiving weekend inspired gratitude lists, the dos and don'ts of the week, and one playlist to rule them all
Dec 2, 2024
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joelle schumacher
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fake horoscopes: december 1st-december 7th
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November 2024
fake horoscopes: november 24th-november 30th
warning: they're mean this week
Nov 24, 2024
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joelle schumacher
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fake horoscopes: november 24th-november 30th
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fake horoscopes, november 14th-20th: antifascist edition
what your sign can do for a better world
Nov 14, 2024
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joelle schumacher
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fake horoscopes, november 14th-20th: antifascist edition
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why the democratic party isn't working anymore
a leftist perspective and appeal for well-meaning liberals
Nov 8, 2024
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why the democratic party isn't working anymore
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the october roundup: bodily autonomy, the real world, and the right to be a fuck-up
help! i'm twenty-eight and chronically maladapted to society!
Nov 2, 2024
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joelle schumacher
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the october roundup: bodily autonomy, the real world, and the right to be a fuck-up
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October 2024
fake horoscopes: october 31st-november 6th
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Oct 31, 2024
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joelle schumacher
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fake horoscopes: october 31st-november 6th
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fake horoscopes: october 24th-october 30th
memes, laments, haikus, and two playlists (just for you)
Oct 24, 2024
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fake horoscopes: october 24th-october 30th
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